"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!! ittybittylivingspace."
-Genie, "Aladdin"

Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Man in Black: No one of consequence.
Inigo: I must know.
MiB: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo (shrugging): `kay.

"I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, ' Stevenn, time to go to sleep.' I said, 'But I don't know how.' She said, 'It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.' So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said 'I thought I told you to go to sleep.'

"You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time.

"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."
-Steven Wright

If we abide by the principles taught by the Bible, our country will go on prospering.
-Daniel Webster

Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
-Anais Nin

A River Runs Through It: "At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear." "It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us." "You can love completely without complete understanding."
-Norman Maclean

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'"
-Isaac Asimov

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it."
-Pablo Picasso